It’s A Crazy World Our There, When . . .   Leave a comment

Source: Simpson’s Angry Mob

It’s a crazy world out there when . . .

. . . Texas Rep. Leo Berman wrote legislation that would issue “temporary reports of alien birth” instead of actual birth certificates if a parent cannot prove citizenship.
http://www.texasobserver.org/component/k2/item/17375-barely-legal

. . . “Birther bills” are now in ten state legislatures – Yes, it is a crazy world out there!
http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/01/31/10-states-propose-eligibility-bills/

. . . Mexico rides to rescue of Texas’ electricity woes? Maybe they could help southern Arizona with gas!
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/02/mexico-rides-to-rescue-of-texa.html
http://azstarnet.com/news/local/article_a3fd5a7f-fcb3-570b-aa2a-185342c2d648.html

. . . The weather is so cold you want to say to the “global warming commies”, “Where are your melting ice caps now?”

. . . Lawmakers in South Dakota have proposed a bill that would require all adults over the age of 21 to own guns.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/48577.html

. . . The majority of public high school biology teachers are not strong classroom advocates of evolutionary biology, despite 40 years of court cases that have ruled teaching creationism or intelligent design violates the Constitution.
http://live.psu.edu/story/51023

. . . A former vice-presidential candidate thinks WTF means “Winning the Future” – “What the Fuck!”

. . . Bill O’Riely says the raising tides prove the exist of God.
http://www.fireandknowledge.org/archives/2011/01/08/bill-oreilly-proves-gods-existence/

. . .  The Arizona Legislature seeks to pass a “Firearms Omnibus” bill that would make Arizona the second state in the nation to require universities and communities to allow guns on campus and one of 10 that permit guns inside public government buildings such as the state Capitol.
http://tucsoncitizen.com/view-from-baja-arizona/2011/01/31/new-arizona-legislation-aims-to-loosen-gun-laws-what-our-gun-laws-are-not-liberal-enough/

. . . Christian Republicans that run Arizona want to ensure the prophecies of the Apocalypse and the End Days come true.
http://tucsoncitizen.com/three-sonorans/2011/02/02/sb1433-the-arizona-tea-party-is-so-american-that-federal-law-does-not-apply/

. . . The Governor of Arizona stared into space and said, “Haven’t you read the Second Amendment? The right to sell guns shall not be in French. Are they speaking in French. No. Then we have did what’s right for Arizona.”

. . . Being an independent in Texas is the fan going to the Super Bowl claiming not to favor the Steelers or the Packers.

kenne

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