I’m Not A Horny Toad!   2 comments

Regal Horned Lizard-72-1Regal Horned Lizard — Image by kenne

The regal horned lizard
Has way too much class
To be called a horny toad.

To do so may result
In your being squirted
With blood from his eyes.

— kenne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qqLZW1MtSw

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  1. Grew up in West Texas with these in my backyard – I always look when I’m in their neck of the woods/desert, and sometimes I get lucky. But absolutely, put ’em down right where you find ’em … they don’t adapt well to relocation, even a short distance.

  2. Yes, that’s true of a lot of animals.

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